Sunday, March 30, 2025

Empires: It All Works . . .

  AI Free

. . . Until it Doesn't - Pt I

"Gradually and then Suddenly"

Throughout history there have been many powerful civilizations and empires.

Hanging Gardens Anyone?

Different times, different parts of the world


Okay so the world didn't end in 2012 - sue me!












           
                Different laws and customs

                                         Pax Romana

They all shared one thing however . . . 





Rule Britannia

. . . They All Died 

I have been fascinated with history for a long time. In fact, my minor in college was world history. I was going to major in it but I found something even more worthless - political science. (My GPA was too low for Basket Weaving.) I actually started this post years ago but just never quite got around to finishing it. Given current conditions here and elsewhere in the world I thought, "Hey, I owe this to you!"

Just a cursory look at history tells us that virtually every important empire or society throughout history rose and then fell. Turns out that finding out "why" is pretty interesting - especially if you're a nerd. It also turns out that it needs two parts so here's Part One.

I hope you find at least a few interesting tidbits in here.

"Will it Go Round in Circles?" (Compliments to Billy Preston)

According to experts, the average age of the great civilizations, especially in the last 1000 years or so, is something like 200-250 years - give or take. As you might guess, there are several theories for why this occurs but they are all very similar. Generally, they look like this version by an old Scottish Professor, Alexander Tytler: 

There are various names for, and numbers of, the steps but in a sense they all follow a similar birth-to-death cycle - not unlike like us humans? Hmmm

Toward the end of that cycle, however, the same things tend push them over the edge. Historian and author Jared Diamond in his excellent book, Collapse, generally sums up most of them quite well. He suggests the end is brought on by a combination of some or all these issues:

"Environmental Degradation, Economic Collapse, Political Instability & Corruption, Social Unrest & Class Conflict, Military Defeat & Invasions, Disease & Pandemics, Technological Stagnation, Cultural & Ideological Decay, Climate Change/Natural Disasters, Overexpansion."

Pretty easy see why they might do it. 

"Okay, guys, now that we've used up all the rocks and trees, who's up for moving to a new island?

Another theory that may apply specifically to countries like ours . . . . 

Modern Democracy (ruh roh)

Good old professor Tytler again, in the 1700's, had this to say about democracies: 

"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship." 

Again, hmmm . . . 

And there is this from a Founding Father. . .

I bet John was really a party pooper at the Constitution Convention

 A Final Theory . . . 

It is slightly different but it essentially explains or incorporates most of the others and (because of my Myers-Briggs type) it's my favorite.

 


Ironically, I think my dad was on to it many years ago.

A guy who worked with his hands all his life, he once said to me, “Babe, I don’t know what you do but it seems like you work with your brain all the time and then all that running around; it seems so hard and stressful.” To paraphrase - I think - and spoken with a Norwegian brogue, "How can you work all the time (and not really seeing what you accomplished) and then run around with the kids and all that other stuff with no time to relax?" 

Three things: 1) yes, Marvelous Marv's nickname for me was Babe, 2) no one has ever accused me of working too hard and, 3) I used to ask that question myself a few times. But that’s all beside the point, what he was actually saying was something pretty deep: modern life with all its hustle, bustle, stress, and just endless "crap" - hardly time for horseshoes or bowling?! - seemed unfathomable to my dad. (A smart guy with an 8th grade education.)

You know what? Maybe he was right.

Modern life

It is true that in almost every way our lives are demonstrably easier. The comfortable homes, fast transportation, instant communication – all the modern conveniences of our lives. Yet most of us are still stressed out a lot of the time. Well, until you retire and even then you worry about running out of money before you keel over. (Assuming, I guess, you have retirement money to run out of now since most people don't have pensions.)

Modern life is more difficult than most people appreciate. You know, commuting - or working from home - driving kids around to various “important” events; many of us on call for work any time of day and most of us work at the whim of a company that with one "right sizing" email can send anyone from middle class to stone age in a matter of minutes. (Okay, maybe stone age is an exaggeration but don't ask some civil servants about that today.) Also, even with all the time-saving tools of modern life we seem to have a lot less time to get all the "important" things (like golf?) done; somehow the 168 hours per week of our parents and grandparents has shrunk. (Although, admittedly, some - most? - of that is self-inflicted.) 

Finally, most of our comfortable lives comes courtesy of very complex systems that most of us have no clue even exist – nor would we understand if we did know. (Not to mention most are also very fragile  - remember toilet paper and hand sanitizer issues 5 yrs ago?)

Whoa, all I wanted was to turn on the lights and charge my phone!

In a very condensed explanation, Prof. Tainter theorizes that successful cities and societies must continuously grow; there is no such thing as stasis, it's grow or die. As they grow, however, they continuously become more complex and in turn generating more complex problems which they then solve with more complex and expensive solutions. For example, think of our cities with their streets, sewers, water, heat, cooling, banks - government? We have come a long way from hunter-gatherer!

Finally, the problems generated by their evermore complex society literally become too difficult and/or expensive for people solve. According to him these problems are often caused or made worse: ". . . because of war, disease, climate change, cost or political/poor leadership" (this sound familiar?) and he offers many examples throughout history. 

Big Finish!

Certainly everyone has heard a version of philosopher George Santayana's famous quote, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Meaning, I guess, that we humans apparently aren't capable of recognizing that we are, in fact, repeating the same stupid mistakes over and over. Thus, not unlike Sisyphus' rock, societies inevitably seem to roll back to chaos in that never-ending cycle.

(As a book recommendation, for another way to understand why we keep doing the same dumb ass stuff over and over check out The Fourth Turning by Strauss and Howe.) 

In our case, I think everyone knows we've got a lot of complex issues that we need to fix in this country. You can see them everyday in the paper and on the news. (Much more on this in Pt II.)

(Of course, people leaving our state, and our current and growing federal debt and deficit, implies that however much we may want or need to fix things, many of us don’t wish to pay for them.) 

You are a smart person so I'm sure you recognize that all these theories - and many of the same issues - can apply not only to the US but to most modern, western nations. In fact, possibly all western civilization. Inconceivable? Not in the long reach of history. (Fate is a bitch.) 

For what it's worth, and to close Part I, here's something my late great friend DK said many years ago: 

"We are not a serious people." 

I think it is safe to say that we Americans with our undeniable retreat from common sense and critical thinking are proving he was very prescient. 

And that cannot possibly be a helpful sign for poor old Sisyphus.

                                                        Perhaps DK was right?                                                               (BTW a hilarious - and frightening - movie)

"How did you go bankrupt?” Bill asked.

“Two ways,” Mike said, “Gradually and then suddenly.”


       "The Sun Also Rises" Ernest Hemingway

. . .  The same with empires?


Part 2, "American Tectonics" will be out soon - try to contain your excitement until then. 

Some empire-building music (please check it out, I spend a lot of time getting the perfect music for each post)


 Possibly one of the 10 best songs ever - even 40 years later.     (Ha ha, see I had a plan, Martha!)



Conquistador   Procul Harum (Not far behind Everybody Wants to Rule the World.)




Saturday, March 15, 2025

March 2020 Revisited

 

 It Doesn't Get Better with the Passing of Time



Five years ago, almost to the day, Mrs Dear Leader and I were on our way back from FL when we were made aware of a tiny little change in our (by which I mean our country's) lives. We had spent the night in Champaign IL and in the morning when I went down to take Prudie out and get MDL's morning coffee (our usual routine) the manager was there to greet everyone. Ominously, he said that there would only be coffee and a bagel, no breakfast; the governor had declared an emergency - now everyone go home! 

Just like that our odyssey into the unknown had begun.

Anyway, I thought it would be "fun" to re-post a subtle reminder from that "unique" time. Here you go.

Notes from a Prisoner in Solitary Confinement
(Originally posted Apr 6, 2020)

Home viewed pre-covid



So here we are, trapped in our own homes – the horror of it all!








You’d think that a guy who has been retired for a few years would be comfortable with sitting around the house all day and pondering his navel.

Same home viewed after lockdown

 











But no, one of the verities of life is that there’s a big difference between doing things we want to do and things you have to do – even if they’re the same things. Watch something on Netflix? Ha, you can’t make me! Take a nap? Who says?! How about cleaning the closet after 10 years of stalling? Who made you the boss?! (Besides there’s plenty of time for that later.) Have a cocktail? My god, are you nuts, it’s only two o’clock! Oh, well, if you insist.

Luckily, Mrs Dear Leader is very patient with me. In fact, she’s too patient with me – she just ignores me. She ignores my whining about no jelly beans in the house or that I’m tired of washing my freaking hands or that it’s stupid that the golf courses are closed. (Which the governor wisely soon reversed when he realized it was a very bad policy that angered the all-important golf community.)  Her pet name for me became Baby Dougie. Also, I look stupid in a stupid mask. A mask, I might add, that she made and is busy making masks for neighbors and care givers. I know, right? She's just doing it to make me look stupid and whiny! Well, in fact, everything IS stupid! (Well, not the mask – but I do look stupid in it.)

You think I'M bored with this crap . . .

Thank god, the dog hasn’t given up on me; Prudie is the one constant between the pre-pandemic life and the current sad state of affairs. We had a saying when I was in Thailand, lo those many years ago defending freedom from the godless commies (who now make a lot of our clothes) “every day is Tuesday and every meal is breakfast.” The genesis of which is that's what it felt like when you flew missions from 11PM until 5am every day, seven days a week, week in, week out - hey, pass the beer and waffles, will ya! 

Where was I going with that? Oh, yeah, that’s kind of the way a dog thinks (I think.) For them, every day is the same, every day is sheltering at home. Get up, go for a walk, go poop, have breakfast, take a nap, have lunch, take a nap - what’s not to like?!

As an aside, I saw that a cat in Belgium caught the covid virus. (And now a freaking Tiger? What's with those felines?!) Yup, all the symptoms – fever, coughing, breathing issues (not sure how you would know with a cat.) Caught it from humans but the cat recovered. Anyway, the larger point is that if a cat can catch the virus, in theory a cat can give you the virus. Now luckily, cats are naturally so good at social distancing that it probably doesn’t matter. In other news, no word that dogs can catch it - thank the god of dogs - score another one for mutts!

Anyway, it’s hard for we humans to embrace a dog’s life no matter how comfortable it might be IF someone is trying make us do it. This seems to be especially true of Americans; we have this independent streak that rears its head at the most inconvenient times. I mean, we put up with a two-party political system that is clearly a total failure without a peep but get mad when we aren’t allowed to infect our neighbors? Sheesh.

Finally, this whole social distancing thing and staying home is a pain but at least we’re all in it together. Well, most of us anyway. So don’t be a whiner like me. If you’re retired, you’re lucky. If you have a good spouse or partner, you're lucky. If you still have a job, you’re lucky. If you have good neighbors, you’re lucky. If you have a dog, you’re lucky. (No comment on cats.) For those that aren’t so lucky let’s try to be as generous as possible in whatever way possible to them.


   Neighborhood Mensa club discussing quantum physics while social distancing

If you don’t have the effing virus you’re lucky so don’t be stupid!

Fast forward 5 years:

In hindsight we know that a lot of us were stupid and that includes the government with its many unfortunate, unnecessary or incorrect calls. Which gave ammunition to the shitbirds who resisted every effort to protect them and their neighbors and loved ones in the name of - Freedom! (The same people, of course, who would have been the first to pillory the government for not doing enough had millions more died without some of those rules.)

Well, here we are more or less back to normal with only one of the two main pestilences bedeviling us back then still darkening our country now. Keep the faith, hopefully that one too will be totally eliminated as well in four years - if not sooner from natural causes. (Or if we can find a vaccine for stupidity sooner.)

Songs for the lucky among us . . .

Luckiest People in the World    Patrick Davis  (If you think YOU'RE lucky, watch this!)
  
Lucky Man     Emerson, Lake and Palmer

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