It's Father's Day! (Who Cares?!)
I’m here to help celebrate one of the greatest days of the year, a day that many dads wait for all year long. It’s a day of excitement, recognition and reward. I’m talking, of course, about the US Open Golf Championship! Wait, what did you think I was talking about? Oh, Father’s Day? Well, yes that’s nice too. In fact, there must be a reason that they positioned it on the same day as Open's final round. After all, Fathers Day is the 2 nd most important holiday after Mother’s Day. Ooops, okay maybe third after Christmas. No wait, the fourth after July 4 th ? Hold it, where is National Hot Dog Day ranked? Well, we dad’s are right behind that so it’s still a pretty important day, damn it! I am relieved this year because Father’s Day does NOT coincide with the worst day of the year as it so frequently does - t he dreaded Summer Solstice. Seriously, how would you like to have YOUR special day be associated with the day that signals the beginning of our descent into the madness